Who would win?

Ash would have the life sapped out of him by the metroid. Master chief would come and gun ash down metroid and all. Then the chief would walk by a trash can and get surprised by the king then sam fisher would throw a grenade and knock hem both out. In the background obama and opera would be arguing on the tactics on how to beat clinton and would not notice batman swoop down and deck them both in the kidneys. Billy and mandy would go toe to toe with mega man and megaman would roast both of the with one hit of his cannon. link would use his boomerang on lu kang, dhalism and kat williams and dizzy them and then wail on them with his master sword. At this point Fisher, link, the king mega man and bomber man would be left. Out in the distance you would see master chief in a warthog zooming right at them he would shoot the brakes off and jump off and the warthog would hit them and explode. Link used the power of the triforce and protected himself. Then link would do a back flip sh hot a arrow right in the chiefs gun so he unveils his energy sword then they battle mono e mono. Link stabs master chief in the chest it punctures his suit and he falls over on his back then link goes in for the finishing blow then suddenly master chief turns over leans for his spartan laser and blows link on in the face. chief gets up and throws a grenade at link at walks away...